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musta ojt nyo? tapos na ba kyo? hows the experience? walang psaok s mon so 2 beses n lng tyo mgmemeet nila agnes...hehe. mgblita nmn kyo....

lynard left at 4:38 PM .

musta 1st week ng OJT? langya nakakapagod maski ojt p lng ggnwa ntin ryt? here's a list of what i have done the previous week

tues-1st day ko....hay puro filing...galing ko ng nga magpunch ng holes at mgfasten ng mga documents...pro at least inexplain s akin kung pra saan at kung ano function nung mga doc n yun.

wed- sa wakas testing naman...ngobserve kung pno cla mgconduct ng test pro mas mhirap p yung pagproproctor ntin s USTET

thurs-sawang sawa ako sa computer...maghapon akong pinagencode...pro at least inexplain ulit yung functions ng doc.

fri-hay filing ulit at encoding....sana next week mas maganda pagawa sa akin...sana isama n ko sa interview. yun ngyari sa akin last wik sa inyo? san may nkapost s blog nyo.

lynard left at 10:02 PM .

ano oras kayo mageenrol 2mrw? magkano daldahin nyong pera?

lynard left at 9:22 AM .

pls pray for the pope he died 3:37 (philippine time).

lynard left at 9:04 AM .

To make a woman happy; a man only needs tobe :>>1. a friend>>2. a companion>>3. a lover>>4. a brother>>5. a father>>6. a master>>7. a chef>>8. an electrician>>9. a carpenter>>10. a plumber>>11. a mechanic>>12. a decorator>>13. a stylist>>14 . a gynecologist>>16. a psychologist>>17. a pest exterminator>>18. a psychiatrist>>19. a healer>>20. a good listener>>21. an organiser>>22. a good father>>23. very clean>>24. sympathetic>>25. athletic>>26. warm>>27. attentive>>28. gallant>>29. intelligent>>30. funny>>31. creative>>32. tender>>33. strong>>34. understanding>>35. tolerant>>36. prudent>>37. ambitious>>38. capable>>39. courageous>>40. determined>>41. true>>42. dependable>>43. passionate>>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:>>44. give her compliments regularly>>45. love shopping>>46. be honest>>47. be very rich>>48. not stress her out>>49. not look at other girls>>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:>>50. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself>>51. give her lots of time, especially time forherself>>52. give her lots of space, never worrying aboutwhere she goes>>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:>>53. Never to forget:>>* birthdays>>* anniversaries>>* arrangements she makes>>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :>>1 . Leave him alone in peace.

lynard left at 9:16 AM .

Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline:"Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?Why Doctors call what they do a "practice"?Why you have to click on "Start"to stop Windows 98?Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,while dishwashingliquidismade with real lemons?Why the man who invests all your money is calleda "Broker"?Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?And who tastes dog food when it has a"new & improved" flavour?Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?Why they don't make the whole plane out of thematerial used for thatindestructible black box?Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?Why they are called apartments whenthey are all stuck together?If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress?Why they call the airport "the terminal"if flying is so safe?AND...In case you need further proof that the human raceis doomed because ofstupidity, here are some actual label instructionson consumer goods.On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping".(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work onmy hair).On a bag of Chips:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.(Thats gotta be the shoplifter special!!)On a bar of Palmolive soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap".(And that would be how???)On some frozen dinners:"Serving suggestion: Defrost".(hey, it's just a suggestion).On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert(printed on bottom):"Do not turn upside down".(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating".(And you thought????...)On packaging for a K-Mart iron:"Do not iron clothes on body".(But wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery aftertaking this medication".(We could do a lot to reduce the rate ofconstruction accidents if wecouldjust get those 5 year olds with head colds off thoseforklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid:"Warning: May cause drowsiness".(And...I'm taking this because???)On most brands of Christmas lights:"For indoor or outdoor use only".(As opposed to...what?)On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm abit curious.)On Nobby's peanuts:"Warning: contains nuts".(Talk about a news flash!)On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)I don't blame the company, I blame the parents forthis one:On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you tofly".On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands orgenitals".(mmm!!,was there a lot of this happeningsomewhere?)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turnto spread thestupidity

lynard left at 9:13 AM .